Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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