I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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