Need sex. Gaining weight.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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