he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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