what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just want to make out with him forever
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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