Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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