is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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