How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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