Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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