Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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