Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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