How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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