marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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