I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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