Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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