i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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