Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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