I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
These tits shall not be calmed
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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