woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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