hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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