i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
