when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
is it fun? or sober?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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