it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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