So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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