So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We need to rekindle our bromance
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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