How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
