You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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