Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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