we have officially lost it.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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