just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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