I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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