the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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