I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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