it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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