And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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