Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
So. Much. Porn.
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