can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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