Just fell off a train. Bad.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
why is half of my head shaved?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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