i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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