That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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