I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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