I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The beer is more important than you right now.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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