did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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