i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
