Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Lo siento on account of my penis...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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