...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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