During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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