Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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