i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Your tits are I can't wait for
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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