He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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