how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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