Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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